I’m writing this while it’s 1-1 between Nottingham Forest & Aston Villa – in a sorta Midlands derby – is it, I don’t even know mate.

Anyway, it’s 82 minutes in at the time of writing.

Free kick to Villa out wide.

Ah yeah, this isn’t one a minute by minute stream of consciousness thingy-o is it, it is a ‘Review’.

I haven’t put stream of consciousness in the title, I’ll do it now.

Sorted.

How many points have I got in Sky Sports FF this GW then…hang on…I’ll look now.

53 in FPL…very meh there. Unless Williams turns into peak Dani Alves in the next 7 ish minutes (injury time included, they normally add 3 or 4 mins don’t they, it is a minimum though as they say).

He didn’t funnily enough, didn’t expect him to.

Can’t wait for that 1 point auto sub.

I got 64 points in Sky Sports FF this GW.

Captaining Cash didn’t PAY off.

Mesin lad.

There was no one else to captain.

I’m chilled here, I’m not even bothered about fantasy footy mate.

I think those hot drinks and layers have warmed me up.

I had a decent day, and I’ve got glasses again, so it’s sound.

Here are, I’ll show ya my scores now. When the internet decides to stop being be weird.

Anthony scores again, course he did, I didn’t buy him for nothing. Sky Sports captain for yesterday he was.

Got bits else where.

Whatever.

I might just jib these off you know, they’re mostly doing my head in (jib off means get rid of, some Scouse translation there lad), don’t know yet, have to see.

Been shopping in Aldi, might have to go to Waitrose, in this fantasy (football) that is (I’m not made of money).

No hits taken this season, having all my chips left is sound though.

Well in Bowen.

Martinelli did well didn’t he, well, GW12 was in mind.

His first goal in the league since GW5, against my team, lovely.

In a weird way I’m glad, absolutely not the fact that he scored against my team, no way but I’ve been trying to play a bit too perfectly.

One of them isn’t it.

Might just make me do something mad now…for a laugh…have to see.

There are decisions that I haven’t got right obviously.

But I’ve had some big scores this season & had some nice differentials at times.

Re Martinelli again.

Funny because I’ve spoken really well of him and his stats are sound but a couple of Arsenal lads had to go, in terms of thinking of GW12 (for anyone who’s more casual than me, Arsenal don’t play in GW12 lad).

I bought James, in despite Chelsea having had just 1 clean sheet in the league – prior to beating Chelsea (3-0) – because I thought the fixtures are sound.

And he didn’t start.

Zaha got an assist.

Haaland scored, grass is green.

Jesus got an ‘assist’.

Cancelo is boss.

Let me see if I have any mad stats to throw in here.

Nah.

Here’s a bit of grime though.

Anyway, I’m listening to ‘Lips to da floor‘ by Billy Basic.

I might just make some up again.

Mesin lad.

I’m wrapping it up here.