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• Held Hostage By Nostalgia

  You have nowhere to run.You are being held back.You have to think back to the good old days.Harked back to the past.You have to bow…

  12/04/2023
• Dear Diary Lad

  That was a belter day that, got more steps in than soft Joe. Did some bits, those footy stats wait for no one. Checked my…

  11/04/2023
• Selling My Soul On EBAY For A Laugh

  I’m selling my soul on Ebay. Get your bids in now. You can’t even go for a piss these days without capitalism watching you. An…

  11/04/2023
• The Key To Being Average Ish (Parody)

  Do you want to be average. Do you want to enter the world of averageness. Do you want to get in the top 50%. Do…

  11/04/2023
• A Dyspraxic In A Supermarket

  A dyspraxic in a a supermarket. Looking for item x, y & z. Wishing he was home instead. But remembering that he’s doing this to…

  11/04/2023
• Memory Lane Tryna Explain

  Memory lane tryna explain. How walkin’ on this street makes me feel. It makes me think of those days of gettin’ ready to go to…

  11/04/2023
• The ‘Let On’ Window

  This is the let on window. You have 10 seconds ‘to let’ on – that is Scouse for saying hello. Otherwise, they’ll be no ‘let…

  11/04/2023
• A QUICK FIRE SKYFF (GW36) / FPL (GW30) POST

  Another GW is negotiated, but I’m not talking about business. Another GW is ticked off, well it was a weekend full of pens. Another GW…

  09/04/2023
• A SUPER QUICK FIRE SKYFF/FPL/EFOOTBALL POST (THE GW 8 MATCHES IN)

  Goal & shots tier (plus appearance) for Toney, despite having his first penalty saved. Shots tier for Andreas (+2, 4 points in total), likewise for…

  08/04/2023
• No FPL (Or SkyFF) Post/Team Reveals For GW30

  A break from posting my teams is being had this weekend. I may post later on this weekend or in the week, but I need…

  07/04/2023