I have that Friday feeling, tonight is the night, I can’t wait to update my tables.

Right now I am feeling a bit flat, so I need my stat-is-faction.

But I am going to feel more enthusiastic soon, I am looking forward to getting stuck in to some data tonight to get my stat-is-faction.

Listening to BBC 5 Live is how I spend my Friday nights, it is so wild, I want my stat-is-faction.

Updating tables can be a drag but I know it is really an honour, even on a Friday night.

I must stay focused, but during and afterwards I will get that stat-isfsction.

It takes as long as it takes, but I can go all night long, well ideally not any later than 11:30 pm though (or 23:30).

Well, this has helped me to write this.

Now I feel up for anything.

I can’t wait to get my stat-is-faction.