1. Knocking bevvies over everywhere at Benicassim.

2. Losing my sunglasses at Africa Oyé.

3. Breaking my phone when I was on a jog.

4. Spilling coffee on my bag (probably)

5. Saying where do you pay – in a certain type of bar

6. Getting locked out of my house about 4 times in a month (sorta)

7. Going for a bevvie in my Colombia top in town

8. Transfering in Nacer Chadli in FPL when he scored 2 goals and got an assist or two (sorta, probably) in one match

9. Putting up pics of myself in pink boxers on here (my site) – I love my pink boxies

10. Writing this – no actually captaining Castagne in SkyFF when he got a clean sheet & an assist against Wolves (0-4) in 2022/23 – think that happened – I am high off walking

*** These events did necessarily happen at any particular moment in time.