You all know me, same old Ste, don’t really give a f*** about xG (breaking the 4th wall there).

(I do sometimes, whatever, xGA is alright I suppose).

Mad at me because I buy a flat white here & there & I don’t do my washing straight away.

Things just ain’t the same for FPL managers, times are changin’, lookin’ at that xG lark, veterans are aging, but they’re not makin’ way for the casuals.

The strangest things can happen, from in form players blanking to differentials outshining heavy hitters.

But don’t get me wrong, the data has been viewed (kinda).

I may be bullish, but I’m not rude.

The eye test reigns supreme, but listenin’ to a bit of 5 Live doesn’t go a miss either.

All the gangster FPL/fantasy footy managers do it, mesin.

Kinda.

Blagged ‘The Watcher’ there.

Anyway, just been for a massive walk in multiple parks.

Feels pretty amazing.

I’m a fine wine, gettin’ better with age (sorta).

But the walking keeps the mind fresh, that was very much needed that.

It’s time to take this positivity forward.

Walked through some gardens.

So.

Here.

Look.

Now.

Gotta love this time of the season.

It’s all on the line.

Unlike my washing.

(I’ll put it out to dry in the hall, got no drying washing here you see)

No clashes, it’s the in for a penny in for a pound approach.

Well, forget FPL, you can have it back (soon).

Mesin, kinda.

It’s time for me to serve, in fantasy football, not in tennis.

But this is no duty, nor am I bound.

I may be silly, but I am profound.

In this new era of YouTubers & podcasters, I’m showin’ who’s the man.

(Yes, this is a parody, sorta)

Whatever.

But I don’t bow down to anyone.

So outta my way.

(Yes, this is a parody, sorta)

Everywhere I go, there are people I know, I go with the flow.

(Yes, this is a parody, sorta)

Well, whatever, it’s boss to find different ways of playin’ the game.

The deadline has passed.

SkyFF is (not) the limit, my Sky Sports team is set too.

Apparently my rank is currently 12776, in the UK.

I am currently 870th out of 9042 teams in the Sky Bet league.

Sound that eh.

I don’t bet either.

Yes, this is a parody, sorta.

I’m high off nature.

(Whatever, this is getting posted now)

On to the (D)GW.