Another GW is negotiated, but I’m not talking about business.

Another GW is ticked off, well it was a weekend full of pens.

Another GW is concluded, attacking returns were gathered.

Shakespeare-esque that lad.

(All 3 lines started with the same word)

Anyway.

Here’s my scores-

(That hyperlink looks boss, made up with that)

Lad, that game was mad.

Salah had 109 shots (not literally) – mesin. Trent was pulling strings in the second half, that was boss.

White got booked,

Salah had 10 goal attempts (apparently).

(Thrown some shots stats in there for a laugh)

Salah scored.

You get the idea.

It was Liverpool 2–2 Arsenal, in case you was wondering, that is a classified check lad.

And Palace battered Leeds (1-5) at their gaff.

Come here for your footy updates lad.

Yes, this is a parody, kinda.

Some players scored, some players didn’t.

Some players got assists, some didn’t.

Some players got clean sheets, some didn’t. None of the gets got clean sheets.

(Another post done)

Right, lad I’m off to sort my washing, going for a walk etc.