Don’t say how many countries you’ve been to.

I went to Wales a few years ago, and what lad.

Don’t put ya scran on the gram, I don’t take photos of my shreddies do I.

It’s just food lad, I don’t care how much ya on a week.

Don’t do podcasts about business, well it’s none of mine I suppose.

Mesin lad, I like a podcast here & there, it gives me motivation to tidy my room when I can be arsed lad.

I’ll start my own, it’ll be called 5 steps to tidying up ya socks.