Welcome to Manchester United against Leeds United.

I’m not watching it so I can’t give you many updates.

It’s Manchester United 0-1 Leeds though, about 27 mins in.

Got my herbal tea here.

I’ve got CCS on, on my headphones.

They sound like a sofa company, I know, they’re boss though.

They’re from Brazil.

(Don’t write lad)

Don’t write lad)

(Don’t write lad)

Some team 1-2 Real Madrid, in the money bags cup or whatever it is on the quids in world tour or whatever it is.

Still 0-1 to Leeds, probably.

I’ll swap the song now.

I can’t stop listening to that one, what’s it called.

Wow how boss does Portuguese sound.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

I’ll post this, quick edit first.

I may keep adding to it then.

Fpl (and SkyFF) is well better with tunes ok, tellin’ ya lad.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

Top analisis this, obviously.

Something has happened…

A new tune’s came on.

‘This Month, May 10‘

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

You can go on the Guardian for updates but I’ve got tunes with mine.

Marseille 1-0 PSG.

It’s boss being Dyslexic, triple checkin’ everything.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

Still 0-1 Leeds.

What am I actually doing here.

I might put Sunderland Fulham on in the background.

0-1 to Fulham.

Fulham have put the dog & duck team out.

Leeds scored their 12th goal away from home in the Premier League in 2022/23 by the way.

I know that off the top off my head, boss that isn’t it.

Still 0-1 to Leeds, nearly half time.

I think, what is time when ya in the zone.

1-3 to Real Madrid.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

I’m putting the kettle on.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

Still 0-1 to Leeds.

Half time.

Vamos a ver.

A veces escribo en español, soz.

That means let’s see, sometimes I write in Spanish, soz is translated to sorry in English.

Honestly, what am I doing. I’ll try to do something intelligent stuff again soon, sometimes it’s just more fun being an idiot.

0-2 Fulham.

I’m 54 pages into my book, in case anyone is wondering, that’s an update.

1-4 Real Madrid.

Marseille 1-1 PSG.

Bochum 0-1 Dortmund.

I haven’t made any transfers in SkyFF today, didn’t need to, and I want to utilise them wisely.

Or at least keep as many transfers as possible.

I wasn’t going to buy Roca or someone was I.

I’m pausing it for a minute, just checking my Tinder.

Mesin.

Just having a pause.

0-2 to Leeds.

(I could get a YouTube channel but who’d watch it, plus I’d have to set it up, find a space etc)

I get to sit off with tunes on doing this.

Was a Verane own goal apparently.

Glad I didn’t buy Shaw in Skyff.

I don’t know.

I just wasn’t quite sure, on Luke.

For SkyFF that is.

I’ll check my scores in a bit, I basically know what they are in my head anyway.

I wonder what version of myself is writing this.

That 60 minute walk today was boss.

I suppose I should be a bit intelligent again.

I suppose with what I do though it gives me a license to be a bit silly.

It’s liberating, I don’t want to be the Sunday Times lad.

Still 0-2 to Leeds.

I suppose this could be like an FPL minute by minute, it’s an experiment.

Here are, something has happened.

I’ve changed my song.

Or 2006.

Manchester United 1-2 Leeds United, Rashford.

I didn’t get the memo about triple captaining the other week, but fair play to those who did.

He’s my captain in SkyFf too.

Jokes aside, this is big for Leeds & the top 4 places this.

Still a little while to go.

Sunderland 2-2 Fulham.

Sunderland 2-3 Fulham.

Still Manchester United 1-2 Leeds.

Manchester United 2-2 Leeds United, Sancho.

I’ve just had a look at some stats, I’ll look at more later on. Just want to keep this flowing though.

Nice one CCS, I’m listening to Alala again, then I’m getting another band on.

Marseille 2-1 PSG, well in Marseille.

Bochum 1-2 Dortmund.

Anyone captained Reus in fantasy Bundesliga, sound if you have lad.

Nice one to the 4 people who go on my site, if anyone wants to buy it giz a shout, I’ll sell it for a fiver lad.

Or some gig tickets.

Mesin, my Instagram is where it’s at lad.

I may get back to doing my more intelligent or deeper stiff soon, it’s just a way of me to let off steam being a bit silly. Writing, whether it’s formal or informal, can be a useful outlet.

Plus I’ve put this on my LinkedIn.

Still Manchester United 2-2 Leeds United, 90 mins ish now. Probably be a fair bit added on.

Who wants to sign me up as some lad who finds new bands and goes to gigs or something, that’d be sound.

I met Tame Impala in Dublin you know, I never mention it though.

Still 2-2.

Manchester United 2-2 Leeds United, full time.

DG23 wrapped up, well once the bonus points are added.

Leavin’ it there.