Honestly lad, who puts their fantasy teams up every week.

Get back to reality lad.

I just do it for a laugh really.

It’s about the aesthetics as much as anything (it’s enjoyable actually, it’s a platform to put new bands up & that too).

It’s quite an outlet.

Anyway, whatever works eh.

Tunes & (fantasy) footy, what more do ya want.

Anyway, swipe left to see my team.

Or is it right, I don’t even know lad.

Wild weekend that, these apps certainly can capture your attention…helps when you captain a hat-trick too.

I mean, you can’t beat some cheeky differentials doin’ well.

Seein’ those points come in, then seein’ all those matches on Tinder.

Mesin, all 4 women on there love me to be fair.

I’ll see whether I can match with someone who plays FPL.

I mean, who doesn’t want to match with someone who plays 2 fantasy footy games.

Who doesn’t want to get with a rebel, who shares mad tunes on Instagram & who wears a purple scarf indoors (maybe it’s those boss music tops of mine, honestly, I’m quite the catch).

Think I’ll put it my Tinder bio, what do you reckon on EO ladies (overall ownership), or something.

Mesin.

What do you think is the best chip strategy, I’ll put that as my question on Bumble.

You know I’m mesin.

Here’s an idea for new app…a dating/friends app where you talk about fantasy footy strategies…nah…I’ll just shares some more tunes instead.

So, yeah I’m likin’ a lot of grime at the min.

Unreal lyrics those, only I could find a way to put a Skepta tune up in a fantasy footy/dating app post.

Just love that beat too.

Anyway, here’s another tune bit.

Ederson clean sheet (get him on pens Guardiola lad, I’ll give him a text to sort that).

Glad he got my text tellin’ him not to play Cancelo or bring him on, well in lad.

Estupiñan with the auto there, part of the plan that was lad, mesin.

Not gonna lie, buzzin’ with that (nice to get a bit of luck, or to get your sub order right).

Another differential for the collection there.

Trippier returns, grass is green.

De Bruyne assists, as did Bruno Fernandes.

Some players do bits to contribute to a really brilliant GW score really – I’m not doin’ of this humble brag lark – obviously I’m happy with that score with no transfers used either. Some got more 2s than…insert joke here…don’t know haven’t got one lady/lid.

Rashford, the socialist, scored again – respect to him, who delivered food wise more than the Tories did – who’s deliverin’ on the pitch too fantasy footy wise.

The Norwegian internationals deliver (in FPL) again.

Haaland gets another hat-trick this season.

In case you didn’t know.

Kane scored, sound.

Food for thought on transfers movin’ forward, bit of a break now though with the FA Cup coming up.

I got Ødegaard in using a new metric I used called xF (expected freshness), he didn’t play in the World Cup.

Plus, he’s playin’ boss in a free flowin’ Arsenal side (made up I brought him in, in that bonus weird World Cup wildcard thing).

Defo an assist that, don’t @ me lad.

Defo though it was a chance to fill my boots with differentials (the World Cup wildcard).

Sound score, green arrows. While to go. All to play for (plus, chance of getting the sheer joy getting pretty big scores).

Honestly, who’d play this game.

But let’s be honest, it’s a 2023 thing.

Gettin’ that feedback from apps, like when you get likes or whatever.

See, all things are connected somehow.

Or not, whatever.

I’ll go for a walk in a bit or do a little indoors YouTube esque work out & experience (using that as a verb there lad) life in 3D again.

Best of both worlds.

2D & 3D.

Fantasy & real.

I’ll bring up my scores on some dates too, mesin.

2 clean sheets, 4 assists & 3 goals (plus bonus, bits etc.) in Fpl.

5 goals, a clean sheet & 1 assist in SkyFf (something like that).

Anyway, I’ll use this break to recap on some numbers.

That and go for walks & that, whatever really.

Sound, I’ll jib this now, time to wrap this up (plus a little edit, breaking the 4th wall again for a laugh).

Defo finished this article now.

Defo.

Defo.

Defo.

Mesin. Here’s another tune.

Now it is (got to love having ADHD, honestly, I’m not even mesin).

Ok, that’s a wrap.