Ronaldo scores his first league goal of the season.
Everton 1-2 Manchester United.
My Sky Sports captain Antony bagged.
Don’t know who scored for Everton, I’ll look in a minute.
Everton 1-1 Manchester United.
I hardly ever drink in the house these days but whatever.
In other news, I’m having a bevvie.
Arsenal 3-2. Full Time. Arsenal deserve the win. Very impressed with them this season, talking in a general football sense here as much as anything.
3-2 to Arsenal. Think the goal average is going up a bit – going off recent GWs.
At least ya getting something real though.
You came for updates – actually ya probably didn’t – ya getting brutal honesty & someone having a personal breakdown.
I don’t think football means that much to me anymore.
Arsenal 2-2 Liverpool. Firmino. To be completely honest I actually don’t care, I feel numb to it all, but naturally I’m glad we’ve scored.
Football is soulless. Music is better. Yes, could read that psychology book I have, I’ve got a quite a few actually, but my content wouldn’t be the same & I wouldn’t be as funny.
4 shots on target now.
3 shots on target Arsenal have had, but the smartarses will act like smartarses.
Arsenal 2-1. I hate football, I hate fantasy football, I hate loads of things right now but what’s boss about me is letting my emotions out – I’m not playing this game that is called elitism. I’m just not enjoying (Fantasy) Football enough at the moment – it’s a load of bollocks that’s a problem in itself.
I like football sometimes you know.
Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool. Darwin Nunez.
I hate footy sometimes you know.
Diaz booked, before that was.
1-0 Arsenal. Martinelli scores in the league for the first time since GW5.
Arsenal Liverpool is on in a minute, pretty much quite literally – that’s debilberate tautology here.
Time for a classified check. West Ham 3-1 lad. Palace won 2-1 mate. Zaha assist for my Aldi team.
3-1 West Ham, Antonio.
Ya might not though.
Ya probably know.
2-1 to Palace by the way.
Still 2-1.
Only used one piece of kitchen roll, cost of living crisis and all that you know
Cleaned it up now, went on my books mainly.
It’s pretty tricky trying to multi task actually.
I’ll get a cloth now, or some kitchen roll.
Arsenal Liverpool team news is in.
Still 2-1 to West Ham.
Anyway, I’ve just spilt my tea.
Haven’t done any studies on it though.
I genuinely reckon listening to a type of music or song can definitely focus the mind.
I’m just gonna drop this here for a laugh – and for the aesthetics.
That new lad scored.
2-1 to West Ham.
There’s something about watching a match with no commentary on (and having tunes on with headphones on).
I’ll put the milk in my tea now.
Still 1-1 in both PL matches.
There’s literally a Sunday night match tonight.
Anyway, I’ve just sorted the title now.
Well it is Sky Sports showing the games, some of them, I don’t even know you know.
Happy accident maybe.
Just realised I didn’t put ‘FF’ in the title.
I’ll update this post every couple of mins or something.
Still 1-1 in both matches.
The kettle is on.
I’m in the zone.
It’s that after feeling of having had a ‘work out’ on nature’s treadmil.
You know, fresh air & all that jazz.
I’m putting the kettle on.
Another update here.
Ya get boss updates here lad.
Half time in both matches by the way.
At times anyway.
You’re viewing trippy updates.
I’m writing this in any order, not bothered mate, I let it get a bit trippy sometimes.
So chilled here.
(Stay in the zone)
Love how raw it is.
Letting it do it’s thing really.
Maybe I haven’t.
I don’t even know.
I’ve possibly got it on shuffle.
I’m listening to ”Crawler’, IDLES’ most recent album.
For a laugh.
Or make some up again.
I might throw a few stats in ya lucky.
Mesin.
Imagine that eh.
Mad if anyone actually comes here for serious footy updates.
Ya probably know.
Still 1-1 in both games.
The footy then eh.
I’m on the punk rock n roll rebel fitness programme.
I had a boss 40 minute walk this morning.
Fair dos then.
Or ya don’t.
Ya wanna see me with my top off.
Fair dos to them.
Footballer’s defo do that pulling their top up for a second thing to show off their 6 pack by the way.
It’s ‘Car Crash’ BY IDLES.
I’m listening to a new song.
Update coming in here.
Serves ya right for being a proper bore buying a centre back lad.
Guehi booked there.
Jarrod Bowen’s just scored lid.
1-1 in both games.
Not telling you who’s playing.
Mesin.
You probably know.
Well.
To clarify.
It’s currently Palace 1-1 Leeds.
West Ham 1-1 Fulham.
I think Mitrovic’s leg’s fallen off or something.
I’m doing this this way around this time.
So it’s like the most recent actions at the top.
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