I’ll put my game face on soon. I’m thinking why do http://www.understat.com & FBREF have different figures for their xG. I don’t know. I might just make some stats up myself for a laugh & get creative.

Mitrovic has scored more goals when he’s drank green tea before games this season.

Raya has made more saves when he’s eaten shreaded wheet before matches this season.

Trent has created more chances this season than Cafu did at the 2002 World Cup – probably.

De Bruyne has created more big chances than any other player this season – think that is true to be fair.

Ok, they’re sound them.

Also, Bowen has an xG of 1.06 when he’s wearing West Ham’s home kit on Saturday.

Cancelo has created more chances/had more goal attempts when he ties his laces on his boots more than once before kick off.

Everton have conceded in 5 of their 7 league matches this season – that’s right that one – I put that one up to make Bowen pick look like it makes more sense (wasn’t just thinking of one game before buying him though).

Everton apparently have one of the worst xGA stats relatively speaking – is that the right way of writing that – this season. Thanks to FFS (I know ya a big fan of mine, nice one) to me for watching their video of the day and noticing that – and to me again for observing that they’re conceding chances through the eye test.

Everton have kept back to back league clean sheets – defo true that – fair play.

Bowen creates more chances when he takes corners because that’s also a way of chances & has brilliant minutes this season – plus he’s quality player (that’s not a stat but you know) – might be true.

Mac Allister has scored 3 goals in his previous 2 league matches – that’s true – and I transfered him for his points because he’s boss lad.

Approximately two thirds of goals in football are scored in open play – probably.

Arsenal have created loads of chances in open play this season – that’s true.

Brentford have scored 15 goals in the Premier League this season (Liverpool have scored 15 too) – only Manchester City, Spurs & Arsenal have scored more than Frank’s side – pretty sure that’s right.

Ok, I can assure you I did this for laugh, possibly for some confirmation bias reasons & to save face – but you know – I’m only human.

Plus I showed my score on Twitter when I only got 43 points – so swings and rounds abouts mate.

I haven’t taken any hits or used chips this season because I’m playing a non Tory use what’s at your disposal sorta game – that’s defo true – just mesin, I’m trying to be nice.

I’ve got flexibility in terms of money ITB (FPL term that for people who don’t play the game) – and the fixures are sound for many of my players.

My Sky Sports FF team is boss – that’s just me saying that for a laugh.

I’m doing bits re (fantasy) football content – look out for it – ‘Mama said knock you out’ in the words of LL Cool J.