I’m starting off by saying I do (F)PL thing as I like to write about footy in general too, not just about my team Liverpool & FPL/Sky Sports Fantasy Football.
Also, the Premier League is slower and less intense than people think, it’s became a bit of a lazy & a bit of typical thing to say oh the Premier League is so fast & physical – and yes it I to some extent but a lot of the games are dull I think.
That or I’m tripping & seeing things in slow motion
In fairness either of those things are conceivable!
Brentford 0-1 Arsenal by the way
Ya probably know
Who scored
Ya probably know
Who got the assist
Ya probably know
Tierney is taking a throw, he’s taken it
Yeah nothing’s happening here
I’ve had a big walk & got my coffee so whatever really
0-2 Jesus lad. Is right. Curse of the mad lad who’s doing a stream of concousness there. Think that’s Arsenal’s second shot on target of the game. Brentford’s XgC – is that the right term – probably (not) – is a bit higher than people might think ta know though. Well who’s arsed. I’ve got my Jesus points. Arsenal are going top seemingly.
Arsenal sharp on the break at times.
This game’s is pretty decent now. For me football is watching a?game & being on the edge of ya seat. Sometimes it’s relaxing watching a game with not much happening though I think. So yeah I don’t know mate. I’m high on nature & endorphins.
Raya’s taken a goal kick.
Brentford had a corner. Nothing happened mate.
Brentford building a bit of momentum. Not creating much though.
Arsenal have had 3 shots on target in fairness. 38 mins.
I’ve just a sip of my coffee.
I’ll another bit in a minute.
Hopefully I’ll get some decent amount of points today, got 4 tomppay – well 3 including those who are playing in this game – in FPL that is. Glad Jesus scored. My cup is half full. With coffee in.
I’ve turned the commentary off. Putting tunes on. Or a podcast. I’ll have my own thoughts thanks very much British media.
Second half.
Just a reminder to everyone that I’m just an idiot who likes footy havin’ a laugh.
Don’t take any of this too seriously.
I’ve got Carla Morrison on. It’s good for keepin’ my Spanish skills up.
I’ll put the kettle on in a minute.
So ADHD this.
0-3 AFC.
I’m listening to ‘Las Marvillas de la Vida‘ by Los Ángeles Azules.
Brentford free kick. Cheeky. Nice but over the bar. They tried some thing there. ‘Keeper doesn’t need to wash his kit here. Kit man of woman probably does it anyway. But he hasn’t made a ave or a significant one at least.
I’ll put the kettle on now. Actually will this time.
I’ve put it on now. Tea’s on. The Roots are on to.
‘I don’t rhyme for sake of riddling, false media we don’t need do we’.
What a line that is.
‘False Media’ by The Roots
From their album ‘Game Theory‘
Bit of an fpl/fantasy footy reference there
Feelin’ boss here.
In full flow.
In flow state.
I could be in goal for Arsenal today and that’s saying something.
The funny thing about doing this & having 2 teams is knowing what ya want or need sometimes but I just leave to them really. I’ve picked them. Once the deadline for each GW/kgame day is over it’s over to them.
Got to sorta me brew now.
Decent save Raya there.
I’ll try throw some stats in a bit.
Subs for Brentford.
Funny thing about this is writing & being in full flow – it’s almost like an outer body experience or something – I’m like did I really write all that.
Save from Ramsdale. *** He *** might have to wash his kit now. He can do my washing while he’s there if he wants. Actually I’m alright, got a few clean tops. Stupid app goes weird sometimes/ autocorrect / AI mesin’ with me here or something.
Might actually look at my points in a min.
Jesus booked. This game really is non sensical at times. Well whatever really.
I have no idea why I do this. It’s fuckin’ pointless. The world’s full of idiots anyway.
0-3 Arsenal. Full time. Arsenal top of the league.
The cost of living crisis is putting extra stress on people. I’m feeling it. I don’t like being in the house too much. It’s literally not good for you. Nor is too much time in front of screens. That’s why I’m doing something different by listing to music or a podcast while the footy is on. Or sometimes listening to matches.
Sometimes I think the best way to play Fpl is against yaself. Sometimes I don’t.
Ev Whu now.
West Ham kicking off.
I’m not adding to this any time soon – I can’t be arsed – come back in a bit. No one looks at it anyway. I’m talking to myself effectively.
There’s a few typos in this post but I don’t care. Keeping them in for a laugh. 0-0. Half time. Best league in the world this apparently. I mean it is like but you get some really rubbish games at times. So annoying being Dyslexic at times but whatever I’m trippy lad.
1-0 to the Ev.
Maupay.
Un gol de Maupay en español lid.
Still 1-0.
West Ham had a few corners.
73 mins.
Content this lad.
Modern footy is so robotic. Show me show magic someone. Maupay’s goal was nice to be fair.
ZONERISM 