Happy Birthday lad. If it’s allowed. The question is though am I human or a website or a blog or is this AI talking or something. Anyway, this is like a social experiment – I don’t use Facebook coz it’s shite & so many people know when it’s people’s birthday because of that weird, dull app. So, let’s see who reads this & sends me a message on the gram or on Twiter or whatever. Or who knows it’s my birthday ‘coz they just do. Sound either way. I’ve got belting House of Pain tunes flowing here. So, am I trippin’ or does the UK still have a monarchy in 2022. I mean I think patriotism is a bit weird & outdated now too – it’s a global & online world now (virtual reality esque). Mad that like. King Charles the 3rd. So the UK has a king now, OK, sound. That doesn’t look outdated at all does it. Not one bit. Time to get thinking progressively everyone if you ask me. You didn’t. Fair dos. Time to update this reality. Time to download a new one. Time to rebel & enjoy yourself – it’s time for fun in the words of Sweden’s GOAT (that’s a pyschedelic band). There’s no footy on either but yet people are going to work – utterly bizarre that – I’ll have to have a kick about in the garden or something. Mesin. Ish. I’ve got skills me though mate – she said that she wants Britain to be highly skilled – or something – maybe I dreamt it – in a nightmare. Wait ’till you see my flicks & keepy ups with my Brazil footy though eh. No GW7 stream of conciousness to write today then – I’ll just imagine how the games were gonna go or how they’re going in a parallel universe. Liverpool beat Wolves 2-0 – Trent plays it to Salah & he dribbles then cuts in and scores the first. Who makes it 2-0 – leave it to your imagination. Salah & Trent get bonus points. Liverpool hardly ever play on my Birthday but they did in 2016 when we beat Leicester 4-1 – I worked in Sabrosa that day – and watched it in the pub afterwards. So, re the UK, looks like we’ve time travelled back to Victorian times or something – either that or this isn’t real & it’s a dream or a simulation or whatever. No way this is real you know. This is a parody. Well this was fun to write. Don’t take it too seriously. Thanks to me Ma for giving birth to me. Thinking of her obviously. Well, I’m off for a birthday walk. I like stuff that’s green lad. I’ll be with you in a minute mother nature.

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Don’t @ me. Actual tweeting does my head in a bit. I don’t mind it here & there sometimes though. Well. You can say happy birthday if you want – or DM me – I prefer DMs/or Insta – or in ‘reality’/in person.