Lad 1: What formation are they playin’ there lad?

Lad 2: 4-3-3 I think mate

Lad 1: Looks like 4-2-3-1 ish to me

Lad 2: Hang on, let me just get my UEFA Coaching badge out my bag…ah…I haven’t got one have I

Lad 1: Who’s arsed anyway. They don’t stay in the same space all game, it’s fluid. Footy is basically space isn’t it mate. You wanna a bevvie lad?

Lad 2: Defo lad. Boss when goals go in. Ya get like a rush or a buzz. It’s literally what it’s about yano. Yeah, go ed lad – get me whatever – nice one.

Lad 1: I’ll get them in after I look at these heat maps. Yeah, just looked at them. I’ll get them in now lad.