Everton 0-0 Liverpool. That’s a classified check. I watched it. Don’t need to check. Liverpool had more shots than…still thinkin’…nah.

Jib that bit. I’ll keep it in. Soz.

Not talking about Liverpool. Can’t be arsed. Sitting in the garden chilling mate.

Got 5 Live on.

Brentford 1-0. Toney. Sky Ff points.

Forest 1-0.

I’ll take my Salah appearance points. I’m not a sheep. I play my own game.

The internet doesn’t pick my team. I do. I like playing percentages.

I roll the dice too. On the edge. It’s how I roll.

This GW this. I know this GW well. Doesn’t mean I’m perfect at it – no one is.

Spurs 1-0. Son. Kane assist sounds like – as my Sky Sports FF.

Started writin’ Sky Sports FF recently. Don’t want it come across a bit Sky News ish.

Absolutely not. Not even checking those points. Can’t be arsed.

Fantasy/footy you’re a comedy. Let’s laugh along with it. Or at it.

Hang on. Thought Spurs scored before. Whatever.

I must be trippin’ mate. High off nature, peace & music.

Fuled by needle. Full of attitude. And what lad.

1-0. Hojberg. Anyone can score in footy.

2-0 Brentford. Toney.

It’s almost as if diferent things can happen in footy. Sky Ff points again.

Going for a half time walk. Might go the shop. Getting tunes on.

Leeds scored. Soz. I’m not BT mate.

Williams assist. Sound. Welsh International footballer – he’s cheap- that’s my analysis mate.

Listening to Super Furry Animals. Welsh connection. ‘God! Show Me Magic’ – Williams just showed me magic.

Bournemouth scored. Billing. Many variables in this game mate.

I’m gonna do some keepy ups in the garden now while listening to 5 Live. Soz. Not soz.

Done me keepy ups now.

1-0 Wolves from before. Ya probably know anyway. This is a trippy minute by minute.

3-1 Brentford. Toney’s scored a trick. Sound.

Chelsea 0-1 West Ham. Chelsea concede once again. Conceded in all but 1 league matches this season. I think. Let’s say that’s right.

Bournemouth 2-2. 2-2 to Bournemouth. Yeah that’s a joke.

March sent off. Manager sent off. World’s gone mad.

Marsch.

Did anyone get him in. Yeah that’s a joke too. Rubbish one.

1-1 Chelsea.

2-0 Spurs. Kane. Not calling him OBE. That’s Tory. Sky Sports FF captain points.

Brentford Leeds 3-2. Most games have 3 goals or less in. But some don’t.

This gameweek is beautifully imPERfect.

4-2 Brentford. Mbeumo. He hasn’t hit the woodwork & he’s scored.

Well in Brentford. They’re sound. Lot to like about them for me.

Haaland starts. Good. I want my appearance points. That’s a joke. Want as many starting possible though. Want all my players starting naturally. Bernardo Silva starts. Cancelo too. They tend too but still.

Fulham scored. Mitrovic. Not arsed – takes the Spurs clean sheet away doesn’t it.

Take the positives. Even when they are negatives – a team conceding. Soz.

Chelsea 2-1. Havertz.

2-3 Bournemouth. What a comeback. This I footy. Excitement. Drama. Thrills. Chilled thrills for me coz’ I’m like whatever.

5-2 Brentford. Ya probably know the scores anyway. I’m jibbin’ this now…maybe. Scouse for stopping it that. And what lad.

Take me back to GW5. This is why it’s worth savouring wins & enjoy your ‘successes’. Imo.

Sky Sports team is doing sound. It’s an imPERFECT game. I don’t really care what the average is – I go off xS. Expected satisfaction. xE too. Xpected enjoyment. Xp. Expected pleasure. Enjoy the little wins I say. Take the positives. Get some tunes on. Whatever.

| Villa Vs City |

0-0

0-1 Haaland

1-1 Bailey

FT

Ya probably already know.

Sound.

In a bit.