I’m listening to ‘Do The Dog’ by The Specials.

What a tune.

What a band.

What a GW.

Here.

I’ll put that song up now.

Haaland banged in a trick. Captain there. Not that many players have scored back to back hat-tricks in the Premier League in recent history – so that’s impressive really. He’s unreal to be fair.

Forest are conceding chances galore but still. Cancelo bagged. Salah did bits. Got Martinelli in both. Can’t wait for the -1 auto from Williams. One of them. Think it’s the first time that’s ever happened to me in Fpl – getting a negative return from the bench. I’ll collect that weird badge of honour. Rubbish jokes aside, Jesus put the round thing in the retungular thing again.

Back to back league wins for the Reds. Mad that was. We’ve bought Arthur apparently.

As you can see here (the image above), I play 3-5-2 in FPL – I told Mac Allister to push up a bit – he banged a pen in the top bin ish. I like how he strikes a ball & he’s got lovely technique I think.

He’s neat & tidy – an Argentinian international – he’s literally played for Argentina. He used to play for Boca Juniors. He’s getting nice touches & that – Brighton have sound fixtures – to use a technical term.

What can I say eh. I’m maverick. I love a cheeky differential.

Also, as you can see I’m doin’ a Guardiola from a few years ago or so – in the sense of playing lefties on the left & right footed players on the right – like what he did with Sané & Sterling.

Also, as you can see – I’m just some lad listenin’ to tunes – who picks some footballers.

• Don’t know what my rank is, well I do a bit…ish…got to keep the joke up though

• Obviously happy with how it’s going

• Early doors

• No hits taken, glad to keep it tickin’ over

• Decent core of a team, a differential or two delivering really helps obviously

• I like doing something different

• My teams are art mate

• I like playing for the fun of it, obviously sky (Sports FF) is the limit though

• I’m high off music & flow state right now so whatever

Remember be sound on Twitter. I’m not giving it the big on there. Have a laugh. Get some tunes on or something. Up to you.

LOVE. PEACE. REBEL.