I’m writin’ this listening ‘Money Buy Drugs’ by Cal Scruby.

Absolutely belter tune.

This is season 9 in FPL for me. The script writers had Salah blankin’ in a 9-0 home win. You couldn’t write it could you…well…

The intro saw me go for a big walk because I couldn’t be arsed watchin’ Southampton Vs Man United.

The 3pms saw Haaland bang in a hat-trick & Trent get yet another double figure haul – career wise that is – another from a defender one added to get collection.

Ad break…nah…I’m not for capitalism but if someone wants to sponsor my site maybe I’d talk but generally speaking I’m sellin’ myself for free.

Who played in the 5:30. Oh yeah. Arsenal Fulham. Zinchenko didn’t play & the AFC lads blanked – but Arsenal stay 100 % – they’re in really decent form overall & have sound fixures

Sunday Games

Kulu got an assist. That was sound. Ah. It was a bit meh the GW but I’ll take the bits & move forward.

My Sky FF team is shining for sure.

Anyway. 2 teams. Double the fun. Ish. Or engagement.

I had a run before. I had a shower. I had a peppermint tea.

I’m droppin’ more posts than the Royal Mail. Don’t know if that works but I’ll keep it in.

That’s the postal service in Liverpool/UK for those from abroad.

So.

The fantasy footy then. Oops. Looks like season 9 skipped forward here. Cut. Nah. I’ll keep it in.

My teams are art. Not a bad start. Can be better but whatever.

But they’re street art.

Not for the Tate.

They’re beautifully imperfectly perfect & perfectly imperfect.

| How They Scored/Assisted/Clean Sheeted (Made That Up For A Laugh…Soz) |

Trent scored from distance…

Kane scored from a Kulu assist

Diaz was at the double.

What’s the underlyin’ numbers…I don’t know…I’ll look later..they’re under numbers that lie anyway…mesin.

I’ll look at some heat maps too…maybe…I don’t know

Understat is sound. Might have a look at that. I follow Xg Philosophy too…all that jazz…but I’m rock n roll & punk so whatever really.

Music is my philosophy. What am I writin’. Not a clue mate.

Nah scrap this…

You probably saw the goals anyway…

| Other |

• Don’t know what my rank is

• Don’t care

I’m in the Ronnie O’Sullivan years, playing for fun – takin’ trick shots & being in exhibition mode

9 – the amount of goals Liverpool scored against Bournemouth

8 – the another of minutes I spent writing this.. probably…nah it was more like 20…I’ve got a bit of ‘writer’s block’. Don’t know long it took…I’m in flow state.

7 –

6 – Raya’s points…well in lad

5 –

Scrap that too

A bit like my teams this is post is imperfect.

I didn’t even show the Williams auto sub come in.

Well I got 61 points in FPL in GW4. Sometimes it it can be a bit meh – but it came together OK ish – got to take the rough with smooth.

101 points in Sky FF.

Be sound on Twitter everyone. And in general. And remember Enough Is Enough.