Wanna see my team? Both teams that is. What a bizarely weird but creative & vibrant fantasy world we live in but the there’s no wonder with the reality of what’s going on.

Price rises are happening in fantasy & reality. Energy is key. That’s why it costs nothing for me to walk in the park.

Rich white men & women are ruling with an iron fist. That’s why I’m like fuck this. I don’t want your dull, greedy & organised structure.

I don’t want to live life by doing spread sheets. The only sheets I want are clean ones – in fantasy football that is.

But in these times we need to assist – look out for each other – remember when people used to say who set it up instead of sayin’ who got the assist.

What are my goals – to have a good time – to be darin’ & score.

What’s your point – what about the bonus – bonus points are comin’ I’m sayin to her who did you bring in this week.

She’s sayin’ to me at the bar – well baby I like your maverick & rebellious style – I like to live life on the edge so I brought in a Spanish footballer who plays for an attackin’ Leeds side.

I’m like – same – he’s 6.5 & has good fixtures – she’s like well I like a guy who is a bit different.

Now she knows my fantasy & I know hers – loads of women like fantasy footy too – we get a drink together & see that the bonus points are updated.

Yeah this fantasy is now gettin’ real.