1-0 Spurs

Kane

Nearly missed it

The former Inter player with the assist

I didn’t get the memo there

Obviously some have him but so what

Just 1 player isn’t he

Can’t have them all

Kane points in Sky FF

Kulu’s created a few chances

I’ve got the commentary off

And tunes on

Team news in a min for the 3pms

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Absolutely bore fest this I think

I didn’t think they’d be many goals though

I’ll take my appearance points and run

Possibly mid clean sheets too

Sky FF points too

Son’s off

The lad who got the assist off too (yeah I know his name but I don’t know if I can spell it…Dyslexic lad)

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It’s games like these why I go for walks and put my tunes on

Ah

My brew lad

I’ll put the milk in now

Spurs heading for the first league clean sheet of the season here

And I’m heading for my garden

Suppose Wolves are chippin’ away

Lloris doesn’t need to wash his kit though

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Spurs won lad

1-0

If you don’t show ya team in Sky Ff ya defo a Tory

Mesin

We can have a laugh right

I use the anti Tory stuff as a form of humour at times

It’s really Scouse to do so

Jib this I might go for a walk you know

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3 pms now lad

1-0 Fulham

Yeah you probably know

I’m not Sky Sports News

I’m just doing this for a laugh

I’m making a tea

Time for a bit of sun bathing

Top off mate

I’m not bothered

Palace 0-1 Villa

Got to do some washing

Not doing it now

Jib that

Might put some sun cream on

Palace 1-1 Villa

Zaha

He had his highest scoring league season in 2021/22

Don’t know what his xG is

Don’t care

2-0 Fulham

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5 Live off

Caroline Rose on

Hardly anything happens in these games I’m tellin’ ya

Brentford got a goal back

Fulham do normally concede to be fair

Weird game GW so far this I reckon

It’s the way it goes sometimes

I don’t see any need to panic

Guess what everyone’s going to be wrong about footy at some point

It’s sound

Plenty of minutes, games left etc.

Points to be had

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I’m saving some money

By staying in

With the cost of living going up

I don’t know what’s more boring

These 3 pms or this stream of conciousness

Can’t beat a takin the piss out of ya self

Leicester 1-0

I got a free coffee today…take what ya can get in these times

That was boss

I’m jibbin’ this now – I’m bored of it – take me back to the buzz of submitting my teams at 10:30 ish when everything was possible 🤣