I’ve downloaded Tinder

Again

Ish

Sort had it before (as I said previously)

Didn’t really get going on

Couldn’t be bothered

Don’t know if I feel like using it now either

Got stuff to do

Well not really

Saying that

I’m doing bits

Might just make my own dating/friends app

Z inder

Coming soon

If I can bothered

I mean I am sort of mesin

Ladies

If you like a guy who plays fantasy football (loads of women do too…not being sexist…don’t cancel me) then giz a message

If you like a guy who likes who like going for walks on his bill then giz a message

If you like a guy who doesn’t want a relationship right now then giz a message

Yeah I’m sort of jokin’

I’m chill

Let’s be friends

I mean I talk to women in person too

Women just love a guy who walks around with a bag on him a lot of the time in his early 30s

Women just love a guy who still lives at home (for now…thanks Tories)

Women just love a guy who wears mad socks for a laugh

I’ll post something else later on if I haven’t been cancelled

Thanks