Watching footy in the pub again
I was a bit intrigued
By this world in 3D
But mostly not entertained
Until seeing the joy of the goals going in
I was thinking
Well
Most games have an average of 3 goals (ish…maybe it’s 2…maybe it’s 2/3 in a weird sort of way…obviously some games have more than 3 goals in)
Give or take
That’s a lot of minutes of not that much happening (unless football decides to be more exciting again….money in the game has so many teams playing in fear if you ask me…but not all thankfully)

Thiago was boss though (perhaps there’s some xG gimp out there to tell me otherwise…no offence I just can’t be arsed with it…but I do get it)
The biggest joy was the goals going in
That’s what it’s literally about
Loads of people in a pub of bar going nuts
Stickin’ it to the Tories
And their outdated ways
I stick my symbolic fist up to
their iron fist
‘One kiss is all it takes’