The Joys of watching the footy in the pub

Beer in one hand

Eyes pointing towards the tele

Ah this old feeling again

I’m a hardcore

Liverpool home and away…in the pub

(Yeah I’m taking the piss)

Shouting at the tv

The players can’t hear

Talking to the person next to you

Ya best mate for an hour or so

You won’t see them again (unless they are a regular)

Part of me knows it’s stupid

But the other part of me doesn’t care

When Nuñez made it 3-1

I went off my head (a bit…it’s the Community Shield)

It’s a reminder of why we put up with matches that aren’t very exciting

(Men’s football get over yourself…let’s have more intensity, excitement and goals please…your sensibleness and rationality is dull…let’s have some madness please…the money in the game is disgusting but show us some magic…there’s moments when you do…celebrating goals is a thrill)

For the moments of euphoria